Things That Go Through My Mind...

When I'm mind-numbingly bored at work:

- How fast will 5 come?
- Do I have to go pee now?
- What do I have to eat?
- If a close my eyes for 5 minutes, will anyone notice?
- I just had my eyes closed for 10 minutes, did anyone notice?
- What's on TV tonight?
- I wonder what my cat is doing right now?
- I wonder where that plane is taking off to
- Can I fart and no one will notice?
- I wonder if my boss spies on me...
- Do I have any elastics I can fling at people?
- Do I smell?