Things Not to do in Bed

My wife found a funny list of 41 htings men shouldn't do in bed. Is this really something someone worked on?! I mean 41 things? If you are that picky in bed why not just pleasure yourself and leave it alone.

If the world was fair we men should make a list of 41 things women shouldn't do in bed..however I know we aren't that picky..heck we'd let a ton of things pass as long as we're getting some!

I know, how about a list of 41 things women should do in bed? That sounds like a fun list..

Jack Bauer Kill Count

The Jack Bauer kill count for last nights episode of '24' is ZERO. In fact, Jack was hardly seen last night, the show mainly focused on internal problems with CTU. Ironically it was a very good episode anyway...aside from the lack of brutal violence.

Next weeks episode is a two-parter and features the return of....jiggly!

Yellow Room....Done!

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As you can see in the oh so subtle photo above, I'm quite happy with the new and improved 'Yellow Room'. While the Wifey is a little worried it may be too dark, I think it'll look great with fixtures, lights, blinds and more.

This is the first major project we took on completely on our own, and I'm very happy with it. Now to cleanup...ugh..why is it more fun making a mess than it is to clean it up?

Yellow Room No More!

This weekend we continued to tackle the room formerly known as 'The Yellow Room'. With the second coat of primer the room is now whiter than an albino vampire from Sweden in February (that's really white). We also picked up the actual paint we'll be using, a Mocha Brown colour that will look really nice in there. Take a look at some new pics.

Jack Bauer Kill Count Update

February 20th Count: 2

Tonight's kill count was two, two of the bad guy's thugs on a rooftop. Jack also sucker-punched Curtis and car-jacked him, and shot at and damaged a helicopter..all in a hour's work!

Painting the 'Yellow Room'

When we moved into our new house we knew two things right off the bat; 1 Moving is expensive, 2 That yellow room has got to go!

The people that used to live in our house had a 12 year old son. His room was sports themed with a wallpaper banner and the ugliest yellow paint you could imagine. Look around you, see the see something nasty yellow like a Post-it Note, banana, or Highlighter? It was uglier than that.

We decided last weekend that we would begin to tackle the 'Yellow Room' by first removing the wallpaper. That took a long time, even if it was only a wallpaper banner, it took a while to scrape the glue off..lots of elbow grease!

Secondly we had to clean the walls and putty up any holes, and this kid had holes galore in his room! Next was a good washdown and then the primer. I think we did a great job for our first paint experience..the Yellow Room is now The White Room, sorta like that KLF album all those years ago...remember? Remember? I think I was the only one who bought that album..Anyways..click on sexy me above for more photos.

X-Ray Tomorrow

Tomorrow I'm getting X-Rayed in my smaller intestine...I basically have to drink a glass of something that they can view through an x-ray machine. Not something I'm looking forward to...I hope I don't die..

Happy Happy Joy Joy!

Doctor Who..Season 24...er...1

Tomorrow will be a day long remembered, Doctor Who: Series 1 (really 24...but the BBC have been insisting on calling it 'Series 1..') will be out on DVD in Canada!

The venerable science fiction program Doctor Who returned to British televisions in 2005 after a 15-year absence and delighted the majority of fans and critics with its adherence to the adventure and charm of the original series while making admissions for a new generation of viewers (hipper editing and score, CGI effects). Thirteen episodes were generated, all starring Christopher Eccleston as the ninth Doctor and pop-singer-turned-actress Billie Piper as his companion Rose; acclaimed writer/producer Russell T. Davies (Touching Evil, Queer as Folk) oversaw the show as chief writer and executive producer. The new series proved so popular that the BBC agreed to revive the program for second and third seasons--though without Eccleston, who has since been replaced by David Tennant. This six-disc set comes with all 13 episodes plus the battery of supplemental features now customary to all Doctor Who DVD releases.

Eccleston is very engaging in the title role, bringing a manic curiosity tempered by occasional bouts of gravity (which befit a personality with a long and dramatic a lifespan as the Doctor's) that hew closely to the (arguably) most popular Doctor, Tom Baker. Piper is equally adept as department store clerk Rose--she's afforded more of a back story than most of the Doctor's sidekicks have received in the past, and she more than handles her own alongside Eccleston. Highlights among the 13 episodes include the season opener, "Rose" (which sees the return of an old foe, the Autons, and their controlling force, the Nestene Consciousness); the revamped Daleks in "Dalek" and the two-parter "Bad Wolf" and "The Parting of the Ways"; a trip to Victorian England to aid Charles Dickens in "The Unquiet Dead," and of course, the arrival of the tenth Doctor at the conclusion of the action-packed "Parting of the Ways." The episodes strike the right blend of quirk, excitement, and imagination, thanks largely to the engaging performances and the guidance of Davies, whose admiration for the show and its history is evident throughout.

Supplemental features--and there are many--including commentary on all 13 episodes by members of the cast and crew, including Piper and Davies; numerous making-of featurettes, including a profile of Davies; a video diary by Piper; an interview with Eccleston, and best of all, a glimpse at the 60-minute Christmas special, "The Christmas Invasion," which picks up where the series concludes. Who fans won't be disappointed.

Jack Bauer Kill Count

Again, only 1 lowly kill tonight on "24", however he DID manage to kill a bag guy while chained to a table leg on the floor...using only his legs! Duh..talk about BAD ASSSSS

Ok that's all I got...

Introducing.....Robert!!

Robert E

This past weekend my cousin gave birth to her fourth child 'Robert'. The little guy was born right on time, even though mom was restricted to her bed for many months both are very healthy.

This is my cousin's fourth child, fourth, this day and age something almost unheard of. They already have 2 girls and a boy..now the score is tied 2/2. I cannot wait to see little Robert this weekend (I hope)..what a cutie!

WTF? It's FEBRUARY!!

St-Valentine's Day and 'Lazy's' House

Today while driving around town (with nothing else to do) the wifey and I discovered some people who still have Christmas decorations up. I can understand not wanting to drudge through the snow to get a few reindeer unstuck from the middle of your yard, but these people had a HUGE front porch FILLED with x-mas stuff and wreaths on every...single...window..and the front door! WTF people!! It is almost SPRING time and you cannot even be bothered to remove the wreath from your own front door?! What type of reminder do you need..when you WALK in the front door it is RIGHT in your face!!

I thought of some creative ways of reminding them.

1. Ring doorbell, when they answer throw the wreath at them and run away
2. Ring doorbell, same as #1 but with mud...
3. Place the Santa and reindeer in sexually explicit positions in the middle of the night.
4. Slip a calendar under their door with today's date circled in bright red
5. Ring doorbell, same as #1 and 2 but with a banana cream pie.

X-Files Goodness

For the last year or so I've been buying and watching all 9 seasons of 'The X-Files'. I only got into the show while it aired in the 6th season or so. It is nice to go back and watch how it all started. The show started in 1993, almost 13 years ago, hard to imagine. Besides making David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson household names there have been many many future stars who have had guest spots in the first 3 seasons alone. I decided to try and locate them all starting with the most 'recent' episode I caught today "Hell Money" (Season 3). Lucy Lui had a small part as the sickly daughter of an immigrant who is selling parts of his body to make money.

The sheer number of extremely talented people who were on this show just goes to show you the talent behind the casting directors during the series run. The X-Files was, even when the show was found meandering towards the end of its run, a well written, well cast series. This list just goes to prove it!

Here is who I caught so far, if you know of some I missed..let me know!

Seth Green (Buffy, Austin Powers)
Doug Hutchison (The Green Mile)
Xander Berkeley (24)
Felicity Huffman (Desperate Housewives)
Brad Dourif (Child's Play, LOTR)
Terry O'Quinn (Lost)
Shawnee Smith (Becker)
Bradley Whitford (The West Wing)
Vincent Schiavelli (various)
Tony Shalhoub (Monk)
Jack Black (King Kong, Tenatious D)
Giovanni Ribisi (Flight of the Phoenix, Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow)
Peter Boyle (Everyone Loves Raymond)
J.T. Walsh (Pleasantville, The Negotiator)
Lisa Robin Kelly (That '70s Show)
Ryan Reynolds (Blade: Trinity, The Amityville Horror)
Kurtwood Smith (That '70s Show)
Roger R. Cross (24)
Lucy Liu (Charlie's Angels, Ally McBeal)
B.D. Wong (Oz)
Tyler Labine (Invasion)

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Jack Bauer Kill Count

Last night Jack nailed two security guards at an apartment complex in LA, best part about it is they were most likely innocent guards doing their job! He also nailed a young gard in the elevator (ok that sounds really bad...) and shot one of the bad guys in the leg. But as this is only a 'Kill Count' those do not get added to the list. Also, will Kim be making an appearance this season?! Will she be all jiggly like season 1 or boring and lame like season 3? My vote, of course, is jiggly.

Spawn of Brangelina

From the wifey's blog page: I'm not usually one to get involved with celebrity news but I have been curious about what Brangelina's (FYI I think celeb name merging is so STUPID) baby might look like. It can go one of two ways:

1) They have the most GORGEOUS child in the world, or
2) The fact that they are both, in fact, 2 of the planets already most gorgeous people that their offspring rejects all the attractive genes and spews forth as a horrible, unrecognizable-as-a-human, oh-so-wrong....thing....


I've decided to include my personal rendering of what the latter result may be:


Baby boy Brangelina

Baby girl Brangelina