WTF? It's FEBRUARY!!

St-Valentine's Day and 'Lazy's' House

Today while driving around town (with nothing else to do) the wifey and I discovered some people who still have Christmas decorations up. I can understand not wanting to drudge through the snow to get a few reindeer unstuck from the middle of your yard, but these people had a HUGE front porch FILLED with x-mas stuff and wreaths on every...single...window..and the front door! WTF people!! It is almost SPRING time and you cannot even be bothered to remove the wreath from your own front door?! What type of reminder do you need..when you WALK in the front door it is RIGHT in your face!!

I thought of some creative ways of reminding them.

1. Ring doorbell, when they answer throw the wreath at them and run away
2. Ring doorbell, same as #1 but with mud...
3. Place the Santa and reindeer in sexually explicit positions in the middle of the night.
4. Slip a calendar under their door with today's date circled in bright red
5. Ring doorbell, same as #1 and 2 but with a banana cream pie.