The Dreaded Dentist

I'm going to the dentist this morning...I HATE the dentist...Mind you mine is a very nice man who has worked on my teeth since I was about 8, so that's ok. I have only one hygenist that I like to work on me, she is really nice as well. I'm convinced my file has a little note about my nervousness because once in a while I get a different hygenist, she looks at my file then suddenly starts talking very slowly and is trying to soothe me...I'm sure it says 'Patient is a freak, handle with care' in big red letters at the top of my file.

What is it with the dentist anyway? They poke and prod you, make you numb, make you bleed....you drool, you pass out...then you have to PAY for it? If I was into some odd S&M stuff I'd at least go to a dentist wearing a leather thong and holding a whip..

Also, my dentist has the same radio station on the overhead speakers for the past 20 years! I hate that station! Lite Rock is the poison in our society!!!