Holy Crap!

No, this isn't the continuing story of my 'clean out'...but today my sister called with the news that I'm going to be an UNCLE! Which means...She's PREGNANT!!!

I am so amazingly happy for her!

Top Pop Culture Uncles:


Uncle Fester
Cool dude who can light a lightbulb by putting in his mouth

Uncle Buck
John Candy and a cigar...'Wild Thing!' baby!

Uncle 'Doc'
Doc's nickname from Back to the Future I

Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Cool 60's spy

Uncle Leo
Jerry...Hello!

Uncle Jesse (Full House)
He was cool back then, kinda fay now

Uncle Jesse (Dukes of Hazzard)
He made Hillbillies look friendly

Uncle Owen
He raised Luke Skywalker, gotta love that!

Uncle Sam
Sure he's American...but gotta love the finger point

Uncle Ben's
The famous rice dude, possibly also married to Aunt Jamimah

Uncle 'Bob'
Fake name John Connor gives the Terminator in 'Terminator 2'

Uncle Kracker
One time cool 'rock/rap' artist