Top 10 Reasons to Shower Daily

10. Any excuse to get naked
9. The whole hygiene...thing
8. Fun to make shampoo mohawk
7. Great place to shave...everything
6. Warms you in winter, cools you in summer
5. Again...the shampoo mohawk
4. You smell nice
3. Your singing voice improves in the shower
2. The only place I can use those puffy balls and still be manly
1. The wifey likes it