Mike - The Human Piece of Toast

Last night the Wifey and I decided to have a BBQ. I turned on the gas...tried the igniter and it didn't start up...I waited a few seconds and tried again...nothing.

I then waited a few more seconds and decided to try again..this time with my head close to the underside of the BBQ to verify if it is being lit....boy..did it get lit

A fireball engulfed me in flames for half a second...I swear I saw Satan.

All the hairs on my left eyebrow, wrist, hand, eyelashes, sideburn and the beck of my neck (the BACK of my neck) were singed...I had to lay down for a while to deal with my near death experience.

I smell like burned hair, even after my shower this morning...my left hand has never felt so smooth, however.