Weather Wheel-of-Fortune

What is up with the weather lately?! It has been about as stable as Mary Kate and Charlie Sheen in a meth lab. Yesterday it was so cold you could have lost a finger if you didn't wear gloves, today it's RAINING and melting all the snow. Tonight apparently it will freeze over again, and we're expecting almost hurricaine level winds..what's next, frogs and blood rain?!

It really has been an odd winter so far, it snowed a TON before Christmas, then January was fairly warm...suddenly a cold snap that is colder than anything EVAR...so odd.

ok I have more 'unstable' jokes,

'The weather has been about as stable as Pamela Anderson's cleavage on a roller coaster'
'The weather has been about as stable as Dick Cheney's heart rate'
'The weather has been about as stable as a Sunday afternoon in Iraq'
'The weather has been about as stable as Tom Cruise sanity...'

Zing!